Driving
to the office this morning on the I-81,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!
I looked away for a couple
seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup !!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from
my
ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and
burned
'Big Jim and the Twins', ruined the phone and
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DISCONNECTED
AN IMPORTANT CALL.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Have A Great Day
Drive Safe, Keep The Lid On Your Coffee |
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