The lineage is finally revealed. Many
people are at a loss for
a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack
is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep
& Schitt, Inc.
Jack
Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After
15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and
out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate
her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip
Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda
Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, inseperable throughout childhood
subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He
returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So,
NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt",
you can beg to differ.
You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!
Have A Fun Day
No Matter Who You Know
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