Weird Thoughts I Had
 Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make ME happy.
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich.
I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when
he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
What's another word for thesaurus?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I
learned that most people die of natural causes.
If you want to make a woman nervous, just
put her in a room with a hundred hats and no mirror.
Have A Silly Day
I Thought This Might Make You Smile
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