Once upon a time, there
was a nonconforming
sparrow who decided not to fly south for the
winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that
he reluctantly started to fly south. In a
short
time ice began to form on his wings and
he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little
sparrow.
The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the
manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and
happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came
by and
hearing the chirping, investigated
the sounds. The cat cleared
away the manure, found the
chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
Everyone who shits on you is
not necessarily your enemy.
Everyone who gets you out of
the shit is not necessarily your friend.
And, if you're warm and happy in a
pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
Have A Fun Day
Hope You Stay Warm And Happy, uh hmm... Somewhere
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