One day
I went out golfing. I was on the 2nd hole when I noticed
a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and
was
about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." I looked
around
and didn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." I looked
at the frog and
decided to prove the frog wrong, put my other club away, and
grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I
was shocked. I said to the frog, "Wow that's amazing."
You must
be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replys "Ribbit. Lucky
frog."
I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" I asked. "Ribbit. 3
wood."
So I took out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. I was
so shocked I didn't know what to say. By the end of the day,
I'd golfed the best game of golf in my life and I ask the frog,
"OK where to next?" The frog replys, "Ribbit.
Las Vegas."
So we went to Las Vegas and I said, "OK frog, now what?
" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching
the
roulette table, I ask, "What do you think I should bet?
" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, I
figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
back across the table. Amazed, I took my winnings and
rented the most luxurious room in the hotel.
I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever
grateful. " The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
I figured
why not, after all the frog did for me he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
 
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
Have A Super Day
I Thought You Might Need A Good Laugh
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