1. "This is gooder then grits."
2. "He's as country as cornflakes."
3. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
4. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed."
7. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
10. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
11. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
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