My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage
last:
| 1. |
Two
times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
wine,
some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays. |
| 2. |
We
also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne. |
| 3. |
I
take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way
back. |
| 4. |
I
asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she
said.
So I suggested the kitchen. |
| 5. |
We
always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. |
| 6. |
She
has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric
bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no
place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair. |
| 7. |
Remember....
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. |
| 8. |
I
married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name
was Always. |
| 9. |
I
haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like
to interrupt her. |
| 10. |
The
last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on
the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!" |
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