Lulu
was a prostitute, but she
didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole
group of prostitutes at a sex party in
a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had
all the prostitutes line up along the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you
standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother
know the truth, Lulu told her
grandmother that the policemen
were passing out free oranges and
she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them.
I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she
proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line
asking for information from all of
the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma,
he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age?
How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy,
dear. I just take my dentures
out, rip the skin back
and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted!
Have A Fun Day
Keep Your Teeth In
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