A couple of hillbilly hunters are out in the woods
when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hillbilly
starts to panic, then whips out
his cell phone.
He frantically calls 911 and blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The hillbilly comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
Have A Fun & Safe Day
Be Careful Who You're Hunting With
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