A man walked into his back
yard one morning and
found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal
service, and soon a serviceman arrived with
a stick,
a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now
listen carefully," he told the homeowner.
"I'm
going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the
stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua
will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when
the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to
protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."
"Got it", the homeowner replied.
"But what's the shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the
gorilla",
"Shoot
The Chihuahua"
Have
A Fun Day
Stay In The Tree
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