One day a man staggered into the emergency room, with a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him to explain what happened. "Well," said the man, "I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a field of cows." He continued, "We went to look for it, and looking around, I noticed one of the cows had a white spot at its rear end. So I walked over and lifted up the cow's tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted up the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!!!'" Have A Fun Day Be Careful Of What You Say

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