When you
are lonely...
I will let you come over and watch my TV while
I'm out on a date.
When you
are sad...
I will tell dirty jokes and make rude noises
until you laugh.
When you
are worried...
I will tell you how much worse it could be
and to quit complaining.
When you
are hurt...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum-sucking bastard who did it.
When you
are scared...
I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you
are sick...
I will hold your hair while you pay homage
to the porcelain god.
When you
are confused...
I will use small words to explain it to you
and speak slowly.
When you
fall...
I will point and laugh at you.
This is
my oath, I pledge till the end.
Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!
Have A Great Day
My Super Friend
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